Wednesday, October 20, 2004

music

Apparently El Chupacabra is so poular they made a song in his honor.

El chupacabra song lyrics

IT COMES FROM THE SKY PET OF THE BIG EYES SET FREE TO RUN AMOK AND SUCK ANIMAL BLOOD TRACKING DEVICE LOCATING DAY AND NIGHT ''GREYS'' ARE BUSY EXPERIMENTING El Chupacabras ''DO NOT ATTACK THE HUMANS'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MYTH? TALL TALE STORY? DNA LABORATORY EVADING THE C.I.A. HURRICANE OPENED IT'S CAGE BLOODY RAMPAGE ANIMAL MUTILATION.

Oh yeh and by the way if you want a song on your blogger just get an mp3 url and goto your profile and it says song url copy it to there.

Where did El Chupacabra come from?

Some believe that El Chupacabra originated from the childs toy "sea monkeys". Sea monkeys are a peice of crap plankton that was matketed to idiot parents who would buy their children anything and everything. Some people believe that they originated from sea monkeys like we originated from little micro-organisms in the sea. This leads to the belief that they love water and cause train wrecks because they feel that the train is invading in their territory. so in other words millions of trains de-rail each year because of the El Chupacabra. The other place people believe they originated from is N.A.S.A!!! Yes i did just say N.A.S.A some supporters of the Chupacabra believe that N.A.S.A was trying to create an animal and the end result was an abomination in other words EL CHUPACABRA!!!!! so i hope i have helped you learn. BOW DOWN TO MY ALMIGHTY SEARCHING ABILITIES!!!!!!! BYE!

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Where have the most frequent attacks occured and how does he execute the attacks?

The first attack was in the 1960's. The attacks mostly occured in Latin America. Such as Chille, Puerto Rico, Mexico, and others. El Chupacabra has been moving from coutry to country attacking farm animals at will. Which brings up the question is there more than 1 Chupacabra. The attacks that have occured have been gruesome and quite frankly disgusting. So im not going to tell you about them. He normally strikes small farm animals and only leaves small punctures holes(2) at the neck of the victim. It has even been known to slit the neck and other painful things that guys dont like to think about. Some attacks have even occured in the states. When he attacks he never takes any meat except for in one case when he killed a cat and stole its ******** i really didnt think that was school appropriate. But he never takes any meat only sucks his victims dry of their blood.

Sunday, October 17, 2004

What is some ganeral information about El Chupacabra?

Known to have a fondness for drinking other animal's blood, the animal's name literally means, "goat blood sucker", after the first creature known to have died from it's actions. Tales persist of animals found dead in their pens with every drop of blood sucked out of their body and small puncture wounds on their throat. Some believe it to have been a descendant of the sea monkeys..... yes i did just say sea monkeys.

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Description of El Chuapcabra

Chupacabra Facts...

Name: Chupacabra
Definition of name: Goat Sucker
Height: Approx. 1 Meter
Weight: Between 18-50 lbs.
Found in: South America Mexico Southern US Puerto Rico

Friday, October 15, 2004

EL CHUPACABRA!!!!

My views on the topic of EL CHUPACABRA are. He is the single greatest demon in folklore EVER!!!! He is a god among the demons, and he eats goats. He is highly revered by some and feared by others. My view on EL CHUPACABRA is that he is simply misunderstood and only longs for goats. Although i do not warship his goat eating ways I believe that he is a god and should be treated with respect.

Pic.

http://www.inkshop.org/ljei/2002-05/chupacabra.jpg
This is an artist's rendition of the EL CHUPACABRA!!